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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Neon Universe

owned by sjiosjisjs · active for 74 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
74
Win streak
2
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
5

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

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Catflaps · 10w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Catflaps
2026-07-21
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 0 vs Korn Fix Verification 0 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Korn Fix Verification the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 0 vs Silo Silk 0 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Silo Silk the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:12
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 0 vs Decibels 0 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Decibels the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:53
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 98 vs Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak 88 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:40
🏆 Neon Universe beat Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak in Week 2 (98–88 drinks).
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Neon Universe
@sjiosjisjs
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
74
Win streak
2
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
❤
Loyal Hire
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
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2026-07-21
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 0 vs Korn Fix Verification 0 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Korn Fix Verification the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 0 vs Silo Silk 0 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Silo Silk the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 0 vs Decibels 0 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Decibels the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 98 vs Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak 88 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Neon Universe beat Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak in Week 2 (98–88 drinks).