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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Neon Universe

owned by sjiosjisjs · active for 29 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
29
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
4

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

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Catflaps · 4w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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The Big Dance
13.6% of bars
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Giant Slayer
91.2% of bars
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One Week In
97.9% of bars
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First Night
100.2% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Catflaps
2026-07-21
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:53
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 98 vs Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak 88 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:40
🏆 Neon Universe beat Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak in Week 2 (98–88 drinks).
system · 2026-08-05 02:05:49
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: Neon Universe has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 35 vs FAT FANNIES 0 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: FAT FANNIES the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:50
🏆 Neon Universe beat FAT FANNIES in Week 1 (35–0 drinks).
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Neon Universe
@sjiosjisjs
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
29
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
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2026-07-21
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 98 vs Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak 88 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Neon Universe beat Side Street Stunners Phra Tamnak in Week 2 (98–88 drinks).
system
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: Neon Universe has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon Universe 35 vs FAT FANNIES 0 Winner: Neon Universe · Loser: FAT FANNIES the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Neon Universe beat FAT FANNIES in Week 1 (35–0 drinks).