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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Ballbag Willies

owned by Bigjohnthedon · active for 181 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Jinny
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Elsa
Bradley's · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:25
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs The Tipsy Turtle 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: The Tipsy Turtle the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:53
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs lildev's 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: lildev's the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:16
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs The Neon Buffalo 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: The Neon Buffalo the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:58
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs Pudjo's 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: Pudjo's the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs Sandbox Saloon 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: Sandbox Saloon the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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Ballbag Willies
@Bigjohnthedon
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
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???
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???
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???
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???
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs The Tipsy Turtle 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: The Tipsy Turtle the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs lildev's 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: lildev's the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs The Neon Buffalo 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: The Neon Buffalo the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs Pudjo's 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: Pudjo's the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ballbag Willies 0 vs Sandbox Saloon 0 Winner: Ballbag Willies · Loser: Sandbox Saloon the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"