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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bobsbjbar

owned by robert · active for 71 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
71
Win streak
0
13 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pudding
Catflaps · 10w loyal
Aoy
Club Fate · 10w loyal
Apple
Maggie May's · 10w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-24
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Club Fate
2026-07-24
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-24
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:49
🏆 FINAL: Bobsbjbar 0 vs Sharples & Shenanigans 0 Winner: Bobsbjbar · Loser: Sharples & Shenanigans the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:23
🏆 FINAL: Bobsbjbar 0 vs Fate Paradise 0 Winner: Bobsbjbar · Loser: Fate Paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:58
🏆 FINAL: Bobsbjbar 409 vs iPhone McPhoneface 0 Winner: Bobsbjbar · Loser: iPhone McPhoneface the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:56
🏆 Bobsbjbar beat iPhone McPhoneface in Week 2 (409–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: The Shortcut That Wasn't 0 vs Bobsbjbar 613 Winner: Bobsbjbar · Loser: The Shortcut That Wasn't the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
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Bobsbjbar
@robert
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
71
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
💪
Comeback Kid
⚡
Double Synergy
⭐
Hat Trick
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-24
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-24
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-24
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???
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bobsbjbar 0 vs Sharples & Shenanigans 0 Winner: Bobsbjbar · Loser: Sharples & Shenanigans the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bobsbjbar 0 vs Fate Paradise 0 Winner: Bobsbjbar · Loser: Fate Paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bobsbjbar 409 vs iPhone McPhoneface 0 Winner: Bobsbjbar · Loser: iPhone McPhoneface the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Bobsbjbar beat iPhone McPhoneface in Week 2 (409–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Shortcut That Wasn't 0 vs Bobsbjbar 613 Winner: Bobsbjbar · Loser: The Shortcut That Wasn't the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"