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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Neon Buffalo

owned by Pangloss · active for 61 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
61
Win streak
0
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Name
Bradley's · 8w loyal
Poopae
Buzzin · 8w loyal
Bow
Maggie's Resort · 8w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🚌
Bus Me There
32.4% of bars
🔔
Ring My Bell
38.8% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
🌍
Talent Scout
75.5% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-03
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-03
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-03
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-03

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:00
🏆 FINAL: sex 0 vs The Neon Buffalo 202 Winner: The Neon Buffalo · Loser: sex the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:57
🏆 The Neon Buffalo beat sex in Week 2 (202–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: The Neon Buffalo 364 vs fos 0 Winner: The Neon Buffalo · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:49
🏆 The Neon Buffalo beat fos in Week 1 (364–0 drinks).
achievement · 2026-08-09 02:03:15
⭐ The Neon Buffalo unlocked Hat Trick.
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The Neon Buffalo
@Pangloss
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
61
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🚌
Bus Me There
🔔
Ring My Bell
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Hot Streak
🌍
Talent Scout
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-03
❓
???
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-03
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-03
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-03
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: sex 0 vs The Neon Buffalo 202 Winner: The Neon Buffalo · Loser: sex the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 The Neon Buffalo beat sex in Week 2 (202–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Neon Buffalo 364 vs fos 0 Winner: The Neon Buffalo · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 The Neon Buffalo beat fos in Week 1 (364–0 drinks).
achievement
⭐ The Neon Buffalo unlocked Hat Trick.