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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
High & Mai Thai Group
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National League Lampoons

owned by Suunshiiiine · active for 16 days
Rising bar 🏘️ High & Mai Thai Group 👑 Prestige 5 Fireworks facade
Tier
Rising
Days in business
16
Win streak
1
6 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
37
🎯 Called it
1 / 1 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Donut
Maggie's Resort · 16w loyal
Fern
Club Fate · 4w loyal
Zoe
Catflaps · 1w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Bar Tycoon
3.7% of bars
🎉
First Mover
3.8% of bars
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Diamond Hands
6.6% of bars
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Pick Your Enemy
6.7% of bars
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Cheers!
7.5% of bars
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Living Legend
7.7% of bars
and 31 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

11 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-08-06
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-03
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-03
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-04
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-03
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-04
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-06
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-08
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-04
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-04

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-08-16 05:52:15
🎟 National League Lampoons booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-16 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-08-16 05:50:43
🎴 National League Lampoons played the Wildcard chip. Week 1.
purchase · 2026-08-15 04:47:14
🎴 National League Lampoons played the Wage Strike chip. Week 1.
purchase · 2026-08-14 07:20:36
🎴 National League Lampoons played the Triple Captain chip. Week 1.
purchase · 2026-08-13 06:04:41
🎟 National League Lampoons booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-13 (฿4,000).
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Bar Group
High & Mai Thai Group
🏆
National League Lampoons
@Suunshiiiine
Rising High & Mai Thai Group P5
Tier
Rising
Days in business
16
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🎯 Called it
1 / 1 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏦
Bar Tycoon
🎉
First Mover
💎
Diamond Hands
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🍺
Cheers!
🎖️
Living Legend
🗺️ Bar Cards
11 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-06
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-03
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-03
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-04
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-03
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-04
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-06
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-08
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-04
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-04
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 National League Lampoons booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-16 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎴 National League Lampoons played the Wildcard chip. Week 1.
purchase
🎴 National League Lampoons played the Wage Strike chip. Week 1.
purchase
🎴 National League Lampoons played the Triple Captain chip. Week 1.
purchase
🎟 National League Lampoons booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-13 (฿4,000).