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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Blue Balls

owned by chris · active for 136 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
5
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
8

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
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First Victory
86.2% of bars
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Giant Slayer
91.2% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

0 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:53
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Loose Sphincters 4 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Loose Sphincters 4 the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:07
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Just cum in 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Just cum in the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Maggie Mays 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Maggie Mays the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Crazy man bar 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Crazy man bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Korn Fix Verification 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Korn Fix Verification the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Blue Balls
@chris
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
5
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🐢
Roasted
🔥
Hot Streak
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
🗺️ Bar Cards
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Loose Sphincters 4 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Loose Sphincters 4 the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Just cum in 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Just cum in the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Maggie Mays 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Maggie Mays the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Crazy man bar 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Crazy man bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Korn Fix Verification 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Korn Fix Verification the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"