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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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fucku

owned by spiffer · active for 60 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
60
Win streak
0
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Bella
Buzzin · 8w loyal
Pui
Buzzin · 8w loyal
Yaya
Club Fate · 8w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
30.0% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
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Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Buzzin
2026-08-04
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Club Fate
2026-08-04
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:25
🏆 FINAL: fucku 0 vs WhoreMeOut 0 Winner: fucku · Loser: WhoreMeOut the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs fucku 228 Winner: fucku · Loser: GOBALLS DEEP the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:50
🏆 fucku beat GOBALLS DEEP in Week 1 (228–0 drinks).
achievement · 2026-08-09 02:03:18
⭐ fucku unlocked Hat Trick.
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fucku
@spiffer
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
60
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
💪
Comeback Kid
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Buzzin
2026-08-04
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🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-04
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: fucku 0 vs WhoreMeOut 0 Winner: fucku · Loser: WhoreMeOut the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs fucku 228 Winner: fucku · Loser: GOBALLS DEEP the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 fucku beat GOBALLS DEEP in Week 1 (228–0 drinks).
achievement
⭐ fucku unlocked Hat Trick.