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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Non paradise

owned by Daug · active for 53 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
53
Win streak
0
7 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
9

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nina
Maggie's Resort · 7w loyal
Donut
Maggie's Resort · 7w loyal
Nid
Maggie's Resort · 7w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
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Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
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First Victory
87.7% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie May's
2026-08-11
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Maggie's Resort
2026-08-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:27
🏆 FINAL: Non paradise 0 vs Swallow 0 Winner: Non paradise · Loser: Swallow the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:15
🏆 FINAL: Non paradise 0 vs sexy shit 0 Winner: Non paradise · Loser: sexy shit the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: Non paradise 336 vs Mambo Panda 181 Winner: Non paradise · Loser: Mambo Panda the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:57
🏆 Non paradise beat Mambo Panda in Week 2 (336–181 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: North LA 0 vs Non paradise 329 Winner: Non paradise · Loser: North LA the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Non paradise
@Daug
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
53
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💪
Comeback Kid
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🏆
First Victory
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Maggie May's
2026-08-11
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Maggie's Resort
2026-08-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Non paradise 0 vs Swallow 0 Winner: Non paradise · Loser: Swallow the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Non paradise 0 vs sexy shit 0 Winner: Non paradise · Loser: sexy shit the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Non paradise 336 vs Mambo Panda 181 Winner: Non paradise · Loser: Mambo Panda the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Non paradise beat Mambo Panda in Week 2 (336–181 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: North LA 0 vs Non paradise 329 Winner: Non paradise · Loser: North LA the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"