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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Yuh

owned by Theoneandonly · active for 53 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
53
Win streak
0
9 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
9

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Praw
Buzzin · 7w loyal
Joy
Buzzin · 7w loyal
Bella
Buzzin · 7w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
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Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
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First Victory
87.7% of bars
and 3 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Buzzin
2026-08-12
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-08-12
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:26
🏆 FINAL: Yuh 0 vs The Bronze Briton 0 Winner: Yuh · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: Cheese 0 vs Yuh 395 Winner: Yuh · Loser: Cheese the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:56
🏆 Yuh beat Cheese in Week 2 (395–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Big See Extra 0 vs Yuh 469 Winner: Yuh · Loser: Big See Extra the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:49
🏆 Yuh beat Big See Extra in Week 1 (469–0 drinks).
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Yuh
@Theoneandonly
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
53
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💪
Comeback Kid
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🏆
First Victory
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Buzzin
2026-08-12
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Maggie May's
2026-08-12
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Yuh 0 vs The Bronze Briton 0 Winner: Yuh · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cheese 0 vs Yuh 395 Winner: Yuh · Loser: Cheese the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Yuh beat Cheese in Week 2 (395–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Big See Extra 0 vs Yuh 469 Winner: Yuh · Loser: Big See Extra the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Yuh beat Big See Extra in Week 1 (469–0 drinks).