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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Sphincterwish Group
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Loose Sphincters 1

owned by Sphincterwish Group · active for 181 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Sphincterwish Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
30

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jinny
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Nan
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Nita
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Tycoon
5.1% of bars
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Empire Builder
7.3% of bars
⚔️
Group Victory
8.1% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.0% of bars
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Diamond Hands
9.0% of bars
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Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
and 24 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:51
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 1 0 vs The Crow's Nest 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 1 · Loser: The Crow's Nest the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:29
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 1 803 vs Four Walls & A Beer 534 Winner: Loose Sphincters 1 · Loser: Four Walls & A Beer the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:27
🏆 Loose Sphincters 1 beat Four Walls & A Beer in Week 1 (803–534 drinks).
achievement · 2026-04-29 02:00:13
🏅 Loose Sphincters 1 unlocked Hat Trick
chat · 2026-04-17 12:11:32
Balls and weenies
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Bar Group
Sphincterwish Group
✨
Loose Sphincters 1
@Sphincterwish Group
Premier Sphincterwish Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💎
Tycoon
🏘️
Empire Builder
⚔️
Group Victory
🤝
Stronger Together
💎
Diamond Hands
🃏
Playing Dirty
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 1 0 vs The Crow's Nest 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 1 · Loser: The Crow's Nest the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 1 803 vs Four Walls & A Beer 534 Winner: Loose Sphincters 1 · Loser: Four Walls & A Beer the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Loose Sphincters 1 beat Four Walls & A Beer in Week 1 (803–534 drinks).
achievement
🏅 Loose Sphincters 1 unlocked Hat Trick
chat
Balls and weenies