← Back
Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
🐍

The Sunburnt Expat

owned by MelB · active for 50 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
50
Win streak
0
Best night
...
Championships
0
Achievements
5

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💔
Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
🪨
Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
📅
One Week In
98.1% of bars
🌅
First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

0 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:23
🏆 FINAL: The Sunburnt Expat 0 vs Electric Blue 2 0 Winner: The Sunburnt Expat · Loser: Electric Blue 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:58
🏆 FINAL: The Sunburnt Expat 0 vs gogogoaleialeialei 0 Winner: The Sunburnt Expat · Loser: gogogoaleialeialei the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:11
🏆 FINAL: The Sunburnt Expat 0 vs FAT FANNIES 0 Winner: The Sunburnt Expat · Loser: FAT FANNIES the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
system · 2026-08-29 02:03:01
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: The Sunburnt Expat has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
Share this page: http://pattayabarsimulator.com/bar/844
🐍
The Sunburnt Expat
@MelB
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
50
Win streak
0
Best night
...
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🔥
Hot Streak
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
0 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Sunburnt Expat 0 vs Electric Blue 2 0 Winner: The Sunburnt Expat · Loser: Electric Blue 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Sunburnt Expat 0 vs gogogoaleialeialei 0 Winner: The Sunburnt Expat · Loser: gogogoaleialeialei the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Sunburnt Expat 0 vs FAT FANNIES 0 Winner: The Sunburnt Expat · Loser: FAT FANNIES the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
system
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: The Sunburnt Expat has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.