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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Mongers Paradise

owned by MongersParadise · active for 42 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
42
Win streak
5
7 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yaya
Catflaps · 6w loyal
Miguel
Buzzin · 6w loyal
Sailom
Maggie May's · 6w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
30.0% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Buzzin
2026-08-22
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???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-22
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-22
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-08-23

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: Mongers Paradise 0 vs Jub Jub Bar 0 Winner: Mongers Paradise · Loser: Jub Jub Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
streak · 2026-10-02 02:05:01
🔥 Mongers Paradise on a 5-win streak!
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:27
🏆 FINAL: Mongers Paradise 0 vs GOBALLS DEEP 0 Winner: Mongers Paradise · Loser: GOBALLS DEEP the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:53
🏆 FINAL: Mongers Paradise 223 vs Chickentikka 0 Winner: Mongers Paradise · Loser: Chickentikka the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:46
🏆 Mongers Paradise beat Chickentikka in Week 2 (223–0 drinks).
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Mongers Paradise
@MongersParadise
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
42
Win streak
5
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
⭐
Star Maker
💪
Comeback Kid
🌴
Gig Economy
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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???
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???
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-22
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???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-22
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???
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-22
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???
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???
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???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-23
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Mongers Paradise 0 vs Jub Jub Bar 0 Winner: Mongers Paradise · Loser: Jub Jub Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
streak
🔥 Mongers Paradise on a 5-win streak!
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Mongers Paradise 0 vs GOBALLS DEEP 0 Winner: Mongers Paradise · Loser: GOBALLS DEEP the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Mongers Paradise 223 vs Chickentikka 0 Winner: Mongers Paradise · Loser: Chickentikka the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Mongers Paradise beat Chickentikka in Week 2 (223–0 drinks).