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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Valhalla

owned by Locco · active for 40 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
40
Win streak
0
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aoy
Maggie's Resort · 5w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 5w loyal
Nina
Maggie's Resort · 5w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
30.0% of bars
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Star Maker
48.5% of bars
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Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-08-24
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-08-24
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-08-24

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:23
🏆 FINAL: Valhalla 0 vs Chai me dai pom 0 Winner: Valhalla · Loser: Chai me dai pom the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:25
🏆 FINAL: Valhalla 558 vs Pink Pony Bar 0 Winner: Valhalla · Loser: Pink Pony Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:08
🏆 Valhalla beat Pink Pony Bar in Week 1 (558–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:02
🏆 FINAL: Valhalla 154 vs Amber bar 31 Winner: Valhalla · Loser: Amber bar Sailom locked it in for Valhalla, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:58
🏆 Valhalla beat Amber bar in Week 2 (154–31 drinks).
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Valhalla
@Locco
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
40
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
⭐
Star Maker
💪
Comeback Kid
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Catflaps
2026-08-24
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Maggie May's
2026-08-24
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Maggie's Resort
2026-08-24
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Valhalla 0 vs Chai me dai pom 0 Winner: Valhalla · Loser: Chai me dai pom the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Valhalla 558 vs Pink Pony Bar 0 Winner: Valhalla · Loser: Pink Pony Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Valhalla beat Pink Pony Bar in Week 1 (558–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Valhalla 154 vs Amber bar 31 Winner: Valhalla · Loser: Amber bar Sailom locked it in for Valhalla, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Valhalla beat Amber bar in Week 2 (154–31 drinks).