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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Amber bar

owned by goamber · active for 40 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
40
Win streak
1
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
4

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

May
Catflaps · 5w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Victory
87.7% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Catflaps
2026-08-24
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: Amber bar 0 vs Lou's 0 Winner: Amber bar · Loser: Lou's the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:56
🏆 FINAL: Amber bar 97 vs Bell Bar 0 Winner: Amber bar · Loser: Bell Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:41
🏆 Amber bar beat Bell Bar in Week 2 (97–0 drinks).
system · 2026-09-08 02:14:31
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: Amber bar has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:13
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Amber bar 131 Winner: Amber bar · Loser: Blue Balls the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Amber bar
@goamber
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
40
Win streak
1
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
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2026-08-24
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Amber bar 0 vs Lou's 0 Winner: Amber bar · Loser: Lou's the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Amber bar 97 vs Bell Bar 0 Winner: Amber bar · Loser: Bell Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Amber bar beat Bell Bar in Week 2 (97–0 drinks).
system
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: Amber bar has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Amber bar 131 Winner: Amber bar · Loser: Blue Balls the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"