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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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dasd

owned by sadsaad · active for 40 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
40
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
3

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

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One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:52
🏆 FINAL: dasd 31 vs Loose Sphincters 3 0 Winner: dasd · Loser: Loose Sphincters 3 the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:45
🏆 dasd beat Loose Sphincters 3 in Week 2 (31–0 drinks).
system · 2026-09-08 02:14:31
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: dasd has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:11
🏆 FINAL: dasd 41 vs Chickens bar 0 Winner: dasd · Loser: Chickens bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:05
🏆 dasd beat Chickens bar in Week 1 (41–0 drinks).
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dasd
@sadsaad
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
40
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: dasd 31 vs Loose Sphincters 3 0 Winner: dasd · Loser: Loose Sphincters 3 the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 dasd beat Loose Sphincters 3 in Week 2 (31–0 drinks).
system
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: dasd has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: dasd 41 vs Chickens bar 0 Winner: dasd · Loser: Chickens bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 dasd beat Chickens bar in Week 1 (41–0 drinks).