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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Hard group
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Hard Clit Cafe

owned by Bugaloo · active for 37 days
Premier bar 🏘️ The Hard group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
37
Win streak
1
17 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
43

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Tik
Free Willy · 9w loyal
Kunny
Camel Toe · 9w loyal
Pennee
Camel Toe · 7w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
🥊
Duelist
8.8% of bars
💎
Diamond Hands
9.0% of bars
📚
Back to School
12.3% of bars
🎓
Star Pupil
17.7% of bars
🎪
Full Calendar
17.8% of bars
and 37 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-27
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-28
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-27
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-27
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-27
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-29
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-31
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-06
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-27
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-27

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: Hard Clit Cafe 2,890 vs Pattaya Hugo's 0 Winner: Hard Clit Cafe · Loser: Pattaya Hugo's Michelle locked it in for Hard Clit Cafe, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throw...
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Hard Clit Cafe beat Pattaya Hugo's in Week 2 (2,890–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-10-01 04:04:07
🎟 Hard Clit Cafe booked Birthday Party for 2026-10-01 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-09-30 04:36:07
🎟 Hard Clit Cafe booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-30.
purchase · 2026-09-28 20:00:19
🎟 Hard Clit Cafe booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-28 (฿2,000).
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🏘️
Bar Group
The Hard group
🐲
Hard Clit Cafe
@Bugaloo
Premier The Hard group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
37
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🥊
Duelist
💎
Diamond Hands
📚
Back to School
🎓
Star Pupil
🎪
Full Calendar
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-27
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-28
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-27
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-27
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-27
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-29
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-31
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-06
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-27
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-27
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hard Clit Cafe 2,890 vs Pattaya Hugo's 0 Winner: Hard Clit Cafe · Loser: Pattaya Hugo's Michelle locked it in for Hard Clit Cafe, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throw...
matchup
🏆 Hard Clit Cafe beat Pattaya Hugo's in Week 2 (2,890–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Hard Clit Cafe booked Birthday Party for 2026-10-01 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 Hard Clit Cafe booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-30.
purchase
🎟 Hard Clit Cafe booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-28 (฿2,000).