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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Noony's Group
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Targaryen Tarts

owned by Noony · active for 36 days
Established bar 🏘️ Noony's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
36
Win streak
4
17 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
31

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yaya
Club Fate · 17w loyal
Bua
Club Fate · 13w loyal
Pan
Club Fate · 13w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💎
Tycoon
5.1% of bars
📚
Back to School
12.3% of bars
🎓
Star Pupil
17.7% of bars
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
22.7% of bars
💘
Smitten
30.0% of bars
and 25 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-28
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-28
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-28
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-28
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-28
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-09-23
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-23
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: Targaryen Tarts 2,135 vs Thfjfhfhd 0 Winner: Targaryen Tarts · Loser: Thfjfhfhd Tuktaa locked it in for Targaryen Tarts, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Targaryen Tarts beat Thfjfhfhd in Week 2 (2,135–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-09-30 14:22:58
🎟 Targaryen Tarts booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-09-27 06:55:51
🎟 Targaryen Tarts booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).
milestone · 2026-09-26 14:13:29
🍻 Targaryen Tarts bought a round for the house (฿7,299).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Noony's Group
🐲
Targaryen Tarts
@Noony
Established Noony's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
36
Win streak
4
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💎
Tycoon
📚
Back to School
🎓
Star Pupil
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
💘
Smitten
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-28
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-28
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-08-28
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-28
🐳
Free Willy
2026-08-28
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-09-23
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-23
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Targaryen Tarts 2,135 vs Thfjfhfhd 0 Winner: Targaryen Tarts · Loser: Thfjfhfhd Tuktaa locked it in for Targaryen Tarts, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Targaryen Tarts beat Thfjfhfhd in Week 2 (2,135–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Targaryen Tarts booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 Targaryen Tarts booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).
milestone
🍻 Targaryen Tarts bought a round for the house (฿7,299).