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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Noony's Group
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The Bearded Dragon

owned by Noony · active for 36 days
Established bar 🏘️ Noony's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
36
Win streak
3
15 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
32

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Bella
Bradley's · 17w loyal
Elsa
Bradley's · 17w loyal
Film
Bradley's · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

📚
Back to School
12.3% of bars
🔥
On Fire
17.5% of bars
🎓
Star Pupil
17.7% of bars
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
22.7% of bars
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Pattaya Pioneer
24.8% of bars
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
27.4% of bars
and 26 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-28
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-09-23
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-10
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-23
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-28
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-06
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-28
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-06
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-06
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-28

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:11
🏆 FINAL: The Bearded Dragon 2,729 vs BoomBoom Club 0 Winner: The Bearded Dragon · Loser: BoomBoom Club Elsa locked it in for The Bearded Dragon, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 The Bearded Dragon beat BoomBoom Club in Week 2 (2,729–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-09-30 14:24:04
🎟 The Bearded Dragon booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-09-27 08:16:50
🎴 The Bearded Dragon played the Bench Boost chip. Week 2.
purchase · 2026-09-27 08:13:16
🎟 The Bearded Dragon booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Noony's Group
🐲
The Bearded Dragon
@Noony
Established Noony's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
36
Win streak
3
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
📚
Back to School
🔥
On Fire
🎓
Star Pupil
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
🗺️
Pattaya Pioneer
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-28
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-09-23
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-10
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-23
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-28
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-06
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-28
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-06
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-06
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-28
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Bearded Dragon 2,729 vs BoomBoom Club 0 Winner: The Bearded Dragon · Loser: BoomBoom Club Elsa locked it in for The Bearded Dragon, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 The Bearded Dragon beat BoomBoom Club in Week 2 (2,729–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 The Bearded Dragon booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎴 The Bearded Dragon played the Bench Boost chip. Week 2.
purchase
🎟 The Bearded Dragon booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).