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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
germanperversions's Group
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Kotzhöhle

owned by germanperversions · active for 35 days
Established bar 🏘️ germanperversions's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
35
Win streak
2
17 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
30

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Beebee
Maggie's Jomtien · 17w loyal
Pa
Maggie's Jomtien · 12w loyal
Noi
Camel Toe · 12w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
🔭
Keeping Tabs
19.0% of bars
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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
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Pulse of the Soi
22.7% of bars
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Pattaya Pioneer
24.8% of bars
and 24 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-09-20
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-09-24
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-11
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-22
🐱
Catflaps
2026-09-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-28
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-09-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-08-30
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-14
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-30

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Sticky Rice Parlour 0 vs Kotzhöhle 1,215 Winner: Kotzhöhle · Loser: Sticky Rice Parlour Natty locked it in for Kotzhöhle, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 Kotzhöhle beat Sticky Rice Parlour in Week 2 (1,215–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-09-29 14:08:12
🎴 Kotzhöhle played the Wage Strike chip. Week 2.
purchase · 2026-09-27 01:08:18
🎴 Kotzhöhle played the Triple Captain chip. Week 2.
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:20
🏆 FINAL: Kotzhöhle 1,143 vs Bar 0 Winner: Kotzhöhle · Loser: Bar One locked it in for Kotzhöhle, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Bar Group
germanperversions's Group
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Kotzhöhle
@germanperversions
Established germanperversions's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
35
Win streak
2
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔭
Keeping Tabs
💔
Cruel Margin
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
🗺️
Pattaya Pioneer
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-09-20
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-09-24
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-11
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-22
🐱
Catflaps
2026-09-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-28
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-09-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-08-30
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-14
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-30
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sticky Rice Parlour 0 vs Kotzhöhle 1,215 Winner: Kotzhöhle · Loser: Sticky Rice Parlour Natty locked it in for Kotzhöhle, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Kotzhöhle beat Sticky Rice Parlour in Week 2 (1,215–0 drinks).
purchase
🎴 Kotzhöhle played the Wage Strike chip. Week 2.
purchase
🎴 Kotzhöhle played the Triple Captain chip. Week 2.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kotzhöhle 1,143 vs Bar 0 Winner: Kotzhöhle · Loser: Bar One locked it in for Kotzhöhle, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"