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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Brendos

owned by Brendos · active for 181 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
15

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ta
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Pam
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Van
Maggie May's · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
and 9 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Hidden Lantern 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Hidden Lantern the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:49
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Chai me dai pom 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Chai me dai pom the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:12
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Tinys 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Tinys the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Boobies 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Boobies the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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Brendos
@Brendos
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
❤
Devoted
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Hidden Lantern 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Hidden Lantern the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Chai me dai pom 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Chai me dai pom the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Tinys 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Tinys the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Boobies 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Boobies the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"