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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Brendos

owned by Brendos · active for 136 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
136
Win streak
3
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Boom
Maggie May's · 19w loyal
Pam
Maggie's Resort · 19w loyal
Van
Maggie May's · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Little Little bar 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Little Little bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:46
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Chaos 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Chaos the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Brendos
@Brendos
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
136
Win streak
3
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🐢
Roasted
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Little Little bar 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Little Little bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Brendos 0 vs Chaos 0 Winner: Brendos · Loser: Chaos the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"