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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Sphincterwish Group
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Loose Sphincters 5

owned by Sphincterwish Group · active for 135 days
Rising bar 🏘️ Sphincterwish Group
Tier
Rising
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Mook
Maggie's Darkside · 19w loyal
Boom
Maggie May's · 19w loyal
Pam
Maggie's Resort · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Tycoon
5.1% of bars
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Empire Builder
7.2% of bars
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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Millionaire
36.2% of bars
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Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 5 0 vs Avada Kedava 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: Avada Kedava the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 5 0 vs Dicks 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: Dicks the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 5 0 vs The Shortcut That Wasn't 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: The Shortcut That Wasn't the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 5 0 vs Hopes and Dreams 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: Hopes and Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: The Designated Drinker 0 vs Loose Sphincters 5 22 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: The Designated Drinker the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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Bar Group
Sphincterwish Group
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Loose Sphincters 5
@Sphincterwish Group
Rising Sphincterwish Group
Tier
Rising
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💎
Tycoon
🏘️
Empire Builder
💦
Songkran Survivor
💰
Millionaire
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 5 0 vs Avada Kedava 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: Avada Kedava the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 5 0 vs Dicks 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: Dicks the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 5 0 vs The Shortcut That Wasn't 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: The Shortcut That Wasn't the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 5 0 vs Hopes and Dreams 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: Hopes and Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Designated Drinker 0 vs Loose Sphincters 5 22 Winner: Loose Sphincters 5 · Loser: The Designated Drinker the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"