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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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5 Straws

owned by Elfinito · active for 21 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
21
Win streak
1
9 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
22
🎯 Called it
1 / 1 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Miguel
Buzzin · 3w loyal
Ple
Free Willy · 3w loyal
Nicha
Catflaps · 3w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎲
Hustler
12.1% of bars
🎱
Pool Shark
18.4% of bars
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
22.7% of bars
🎲
Shake It Off
25.5% of bars
🔴
Four in a Row
26.7% of bars
🤖
First Blood
30.0% of bars
and 16 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-12
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-12
🐱
Catflaps
2026-09-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-12
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-12
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-13
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-09-12
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???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-09-12

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:14
🏆 FINAL: 5 Straws 1,067 vs Dirty Berty 0 Winner: 5 Straws · Loser: Dirty Berty the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 5 Straws beat Dirty Berty in Week 2 (1,067–0 drinks).
achievement · 2026-09-30 23:13:29
⭐ 5 Straws unlocked Hat Trick.
system · 2026-09-18 02:13:36
🐬 Free Willy Charters wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:04
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Playpen 4 433 vs 5 Straws 456 Winner: 5 Straws · Loser: Pattaya Playpen 4 Yaya locked it in for 5 Straws, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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5 Straws
@Elfinito
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
21
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
1 / 1 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎲
Hustler
🎱
Pool Shark
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
🎲
Shake It Off
🔴
Four in a Row
🤖
First Blood
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-12
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-12
🐱
Catflaps
2026-09-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-12
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-12
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-13
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-09-12
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-09-12
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: 5 Straws 1,067 vs Dirty Berty 0 Winner: 5 Straws · Loser: Dirty Berty the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 5 Straws beat Dirty Berty in Week 2 (1,067–0 drinks).
achievement
⭐ 5 Straws unlocked Hat Trick.
system
🐬 Free Willy Charters wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pattaya Playpen 4 433 vs 5 Straws 456 Winner: 5 Straws · Loser: Pattaya Playpen 4 Yaya locked it in for 5 Straws, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"