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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Last Orders Never

owned by lmfao123 · active for 10 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
10
Win streak
1
9 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yaya
Catflaps · 1w loyal
Ying
Catflaps · 1w loyal
Sharp
Catflaps · 1w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🌪️
Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
🤖
First Blood
30.0% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-09-25
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-09-24
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-23
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-09-23
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-25
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-23
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-09-25

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: Last Orders Never 1,049 vs The Back Room Bar 0 Winner: Last Orders Never · Loser: The Back Room Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Last Orders Never beat The Back Room Bar in Week 2 (1,049–0 drinks).
achievement · 2026-09-27 02:03:28
⭐ Last Orders Never unlocked Hat Trick.
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Last Orders Never
@lmfao123
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
10
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🤖
First Blood
🌴
Gig Economy
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-09-25
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-09-24
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-23
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-09-23
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-25
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-09-23
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-09-25
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Last Orders Never 1,049 vs The Back Room Bar 0 Winner: Last Orders Never · Loser: The Back Room Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Last Orders Never beat The Back Room Bar in Week 2 (1,049–0 drinks).
achievement
⭐ Last Orders Never unlocked Hat Trick.