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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Dark Side Bar

owned by JadeTyphoon210 · active for 7 days
Rising bar 🎣 Sponsored by Beach Road Bait & Tackle, week 1
Tier
Rising
Days in business
7
Win streak
1
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aom
Camel Toe · 1w loyal
Hwan
Maggie May's · 1w loyal
Apple
Maggie May's · 1w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
30.0% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-26
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-26
❓
???
Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-26
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-26
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-26
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

system · 2026-10-03 02:06:27
🎣 Beach Road Bait & Tackle wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Totoro 572 vs The Dark Side Bar 834 Winner: The Dark Side Bar · Loser: Totoro the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:04
🏆 The Dark Side Bar beat Totoro in Week 2 (834–572 drinks).
achievement · 2026-10-01 02:04:19
⭐ The Dark Side Bar unlocked Hat Trick.
purchase · 2026-09-26 18:53:03
🎟 The Dark Side Bar booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-26.
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The Dark Side Bar
@JadeTyphoon210
Rising 🎣 Sponsored by Beach Road Bait & Tackle, week 1
Tier
Rising
Days in business
7
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
⚡
Double Synergy
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-26
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-26
❓
???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-09-26
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-09-26
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-26
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
system
🎣 Beach Road Bait & Tackle wraps up the week-1 sponsorship. 'Thanks for the season,' the rep said, and tucked the empty envelope into a coat pocket.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Totoro 572 vs The Dark Side Bar 834 Winner: The Dark Side Bar · Loser: Totoro the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 The Dark Side Bar beat Totoro in Week 2 (834–572 drinks).
achievement
⭐ The Dark Side Bar unlocked Hat Trick.
purchase
🎟 The Dark Side Bar booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-26.