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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Baldy Pussy

owned by Marco · active for 113 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
113
Win streak
6
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
26

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pan
Club Fate · 16w loyal
Ployy
Club Fate · 16w loyal
Bua
Club Fate · 16w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cross-Venue Vibes
6.6% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
6.7% of bars
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Rival Sweep
13.5% of bars
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First Blood
16.0% of bars
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Smitten
25.5% of bars
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Ladies' Night
30.1% of bars
and 20 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Brasshouse
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:53
🏆 FINAL: Real Niggas 0 vs Baldy Pussy 166 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Real Niggas the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:40
🏆 Baldy Pussy beat Real Niggas in Week 2 (166–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Baldy Pussy 491 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Kåres retard bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 Baldy Pussy beat Kåres retard bar in Week 1 (491–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:11
🏆 FINAL: Baldy Pussy 422 vs Free The Willy 0 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Free The Willy the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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Baldy Pussy
@Marco
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
113
Win streak
6
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🔥
Rival Sweep
🤖
First Blood
💘
Smitten
💃
Ladies' Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Real Niggas 0 vs Baldy Pussy 166 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Real Niggas the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Baldy Pussy beat Real Niggas in Week 2 (166–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Baldy Pussy 491 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Kåres retard bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Baldy Pussy beat Kåres retard bar in Week 1 (491–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Baldy Pussy 422 vs Free The Willy 0 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Free The Willy the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"