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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Balloon Knot

owned by Elbart · active for 110 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
1
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Beebee
Maggie's Jomtien · 15w loyal
Nui
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Kwang
Maggie May's · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💘
Smitten
25.5% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
🗓️
Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
🐢
Roasted
63.8% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:58
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Fishy Fingers 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs B52 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Fluffers 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Fluffers the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 495 vs Moss Eisley 486 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Moss Eisley the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 Balloon Knot beat Moss Eisley in Week 2 (495–486 drinks).
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Balloon Knot
@Elbart
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💘
Smitten
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Fishy Fingers 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs B52 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Fluffers 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Fluffers the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 495 vs Moss Eisley 486 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Moss Eisley the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Balloon Knot beat Moss Eisley in Week 2 (495–486 drinks).