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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bandits

owned by Thaisi · active for 180 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
180
Win streak
0
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
15

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aom
Free Willy · 25w loyal
Pompam
Club Fate · 25w loyal
Namwhan
Club Fate · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
and 9 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Free Willy
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:25
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs Agogo de Marcini 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: Agogo de Marcini the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:15
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs The Pussy 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: The Pussy the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs The Travelers 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: The Travelers the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs Sticky Bamboo 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:46
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs dick 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: dick the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Bandits
@Thaisi
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
180
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Free Willy
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs Agogo de Marcini 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: Agogo de Marcini the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs The Pussy 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: The Pussy the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs The Travelers 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: The Travelers the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs Sticky Bamboo 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs dick 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: dick the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"