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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bandits

owned by Thaisi · active for 135 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
135
Win streak
2
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aom
Free Willy · 19w loyal
Pompam
Club Fate · 19w loyal
Katai
Club Fate · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
33.3% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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Heating Up
61.1% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Free Willy
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs Sticky Bamboo 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:46
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs dick 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: dick the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs KnullaLagom 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: KnullaLagom the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs fos 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Bandits 62 Winner: Bandits · Loser: Wandering Willies the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Bandits
@Thaisi
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
135
Win streak
2
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Free Willy
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs Sticky Bamboo 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs dick 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: dick the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs KnullaLagom 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: KnullaLagom the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bandits 0 vs fos 0 Winner: Bandits · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Bandits 62 Winner: Bandits · Loser: Wandering Willies the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"