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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar

owned by Username · active for 151 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
151
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Minny
Club Fate · 21w loyal
Tata
Club Fate · 21w loyal
Nupuk
Club Fate · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Full House
73.9% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Free Willy
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:54
🏆 FINAL: Bar 0 vs Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 Winner: Bar · Loser: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Bar 0 vs Brown ⭐ 0 Winner: Bar · Loser: Brown ⭐ the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:53
🏆 FINAL: Bar 0 vs GOBALLS DEEP 0 Winner: Bar · Loser: GOBALLS DEEP the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Bar 0 vs Schlongs 0 Winner: Bar · Loser: Schlongs the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
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Bar
@Username
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
151
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
❤
Loyal Hire
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Free Willy
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bar 0 vs Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 Winner: Bar · Loser: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bar 0 vs Brown ⭐ 0 Winner: Bar · Loser: Brown ⭐ the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bar 0 vs GOBALLS DEEP 0 Winner: Bar · Loser: GOBALLS DEEP the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bar 0 vs Schlongs 0 Winner: Bar · Loser: Schlongs the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"