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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar of Smiles

owned by ArcaneJynx · active for 152 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
152
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Focus
Camel Toe · 21w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 21w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:28
🏆 FINAL: Bar of Smiles 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: Bar of Smiles · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:55
🏆 FINAL: Bar of Smiles 0 vs Ladyboys 0 Winner: Bar of Smiles · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Bar of Smiles 0 vs Schlongs 0 Winner: Bar of Smiles · Loser: Schlongs the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:55
🏆 FINAL: Bar of Smiles 0 vs Sloppy Head 0 Winner: Bar of Smiles · Loser: Sloppy Head the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Bar of Smiles
@ArcaneJynx
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
152
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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???
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???
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???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bar of Smiles 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: Bar of Smiles · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bar of Smiles 0 vs Ladyboys 0 Winner: Bar of Smiles · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bar of Smiles 0 vs Schlongs 0 Winner: Bar of Smiles · Loser: Schlongs the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bar of Smiles 0 vs Sloppy Head 0 Winner: Bar of Smiles · Loser: Sloppy Head the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"