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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Beefys Bar

owned by Beefy · active for 107 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
107
Win streak
1
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Donut
Maggie's Resort · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔴
Four in a Row
25.5% of bars
💘
Smitten
25.5% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs The shipfaced sailor 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: The shipfaced sailor the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:01
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Magie Mays AGoGO 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Magie Mays AGoGO the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Magic Pink 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Magic Pink the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:30
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 363 vs Beefys Bar 521 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: The Friendly Canadian the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:27
🏆 Beefys Bar beat The Friendly Canadian in Week 1 (521–363 drinks).
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Beefys Bar
@Beefy
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
107
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔴
Four in a Row
💘
Smitten
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs The shipfaced sailor 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: The shipfaced sailor the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Magie Mays AGoGO 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Magie Mays AGoGO the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Magic Pink 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Magic Pink the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 363 vs Beefys Bar 521 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: The Friendly Canadian the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Beefys Bar beat The Friendly Canadian in Week 1 (521–363 drinks).