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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Biggus Dickus

owned by Fatchef · active for 177 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
177
Win streak
0
16 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
24

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Bewty
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Far
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Timmy
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🃏
Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
🤖
First Blood
30.0% of bars
🔔
Ring My Bell
38.8% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
💰
Millionaire
39.7% of bars
and 18 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:26
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 0 vs SamsungCokeGarfieldBar 0 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: SamsungCokeGarfieldBar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 62 vs B52 0 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:50
🏆 Biggus Dickus beat B52 in Week 1 (62–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:47
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 215 vs Heaven's gate 7 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: Heaven's gate the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:36
🏆 Biggus Dickus beat Heaven's gate in Week 2 (215–7 drinks).
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Biggus Dickus
@Fatchef
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
177
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🃏
Playing Dirty
💦
Songkran Survivor
🤖
First Blood
🔔
Ring My Bell
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
💰
Millionaire
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 0 vs SamsungCokeGarfieldBar 0 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: SamsungCokeGarfieldBar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 62 vs B52 0 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Biggus Dickus beat B52 in Week 1 (62–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 215 vs Heaven's gate 7 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: Heaven's gate the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Biggus Dickus beat Heaven's gate in Week 2 (215–7 drinks).