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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Biggus Dickus

owned by Fatchef · active for 132 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
132
Win streak
2
16 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
23

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Timmy
Catflaps · 18w loyal
Bewty
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Far
Catflaps · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🃏
Playing Dirty
11.7% of bars
🤖
First Blood
16.0% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
33.3% of bars
💰
Millionaire
36.2% of bars
🔔
Ring My Bell
36.4% of bars
and 17 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:47
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 215 vs Heaven's gate 7 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: Heaven's gate the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:36
🏆 Biggus Dickus beat Heaven's gate in Week 2 (215–7 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 192 vs Schlongs 0 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: Schlongs the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 Biggus Dickus beat Schlongs in Week 1 (192–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 0 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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Biggus Dickus
@Fatchef
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
132
Win streak
2
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🃏
Playing Dirty
🤖
First Blood
💦
Songkran Survivor
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
💰
Millionaire
🔔
Ring My Bell
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 215 vs Heaven's gate 7 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: Heaven's gate the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Biggus Dickus beat Heaven's gate in Week 2 (215–7 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 192 vs Schlongs 0 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: Schlongs the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Biggus Dickus beat Schlongs in Week 1 (192–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Biggus Dickus 0 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: Biggus Dickus · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"