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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Shire Hospitality Group
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Bilbo's Bench

owned by Steven · active for 176 days · ● online now
Premier bar 🏘️ The Shire Hospitality Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
176
Win streak
1
45 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
45
🎯 Called it
1 / 3 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nanny
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal
Pang
Maggie's Jomtien · 20w loyal
New
Brasshouse · 20w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🚓
Locked Down
0.6% of bars
🎭
Notorious
0.7% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
💎
Diamond Hands
9.0% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.0% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
and 39 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Bilbo's Bench 1,396 vs Beefys Bar 0 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Beefys Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 Bilbo's Bench beat Beefys Bar in Week 2 (1,396–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:00
🏆 FINAL: Bilbo's Bench 1,714 vs Club Felix 0 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Club Felix the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:43
🏆 Bilbo's Bench beat Club Felix in Week 2 (1,714–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:02
🏆 FINAL: Bilbo's Bench 1,231 vs Gary's Greatest 0 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Gary's Greatest the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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Bar Group
The Shire Hospitality Group
✨
Bilbo's Bench
@Steven · online
Premier The Shire Hospitality Group
🌍 Visit in 3D world
Tier
Premier
Days in business
176
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
1 / 3 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🚓
Locked Down
🎭
Notorious
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
💎
Diamond Hands
🤝
Stronger Together
🃏
Playing Dirty
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bilbo's Bench 1,396 vs Beefys Bar 0 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Beefys Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Bilbo's Bench beat Beefys Bar in Week 2 (1,396–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bilbo's Bench 1,714 vs Club Felix 0 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Club Felix the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Bilbo's Bench beat Club Felix in Week 2 (1,714–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bilbo's Bench 1,231 vs Gary's Greatest 0 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Gary's Greatest the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"