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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Shire Hospitality Group
✨

Bilbo's Bench

owned by Steven · active for 131 days
Premier bar 🏘️ The Shire Hospitality Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
131
Win streak
1
35 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
44
🎯 Called it
1 / 3 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nanny
Maggie's Jomtien · 18w loyal
Fon
Maggie's Jomtien · 13w loyal
New
Brasshouse · 13w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🚓
Locked Down
0.6% of bars
🎭
Notorious
0.8% of bars
💎
Diamond Hands
6.6% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
6.7% of bars
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Cheers!
7.5% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.1% of bars
and 38 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:51
🏆 FINAL: Electric Blue 1 0 vs Bilbo's Bench 1,276 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Electric Blue 1 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:38
🏆 Bilbo's Bench beat Electric Blue 1 in Week 2 (1,276–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:01
🏆 FINAL: Bilbo's Bench 1,279 vs Agogo de Marcini 0 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Agogo de Marcini the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:35
🏆 Bilbo's Bench beat Agogo de Marcini in Week 2 (1,279–0 drinks).
milestone · 2026-07-19 02:20:57
🎉 Bilbo's Bench hit Day 100 in business.
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🏘️
Bar Group
The Shire Hospitality Group
✨
Bilbo's Bench
@Steven
Premier The Shire Hospitality Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
131
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
1 / 3 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🚓
Locked Down
🎭
Notorious
💎
Diamond Hands
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🍺
Cheers!
🤝
Stronger Together
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Electric Blue 1 0 vs Bilbo's Bench 1,276 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Electric Blue 1 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Bilbo's Bench beat Electric Blue 1 in Week 2 (1,276–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bilbo's Bench 1,279 vs Agogo de Marcini 0 Winner: Bilbo's Bench · Loser: Agogo de Marcini the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Bilbo's Bench beat Agogo de Marcini in Week 2 (1,279–0 drinks).
milestone
🎉 Bilbo's Bench hit Day 100 in business.