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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Blue Balls

owned by chris · active for 181 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
8

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
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First Victory
87.7% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

0 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:20
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Exotic Club and bar 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Exotic Club and bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Boom boom 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Boom boom the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs 8B 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: 8B the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:53
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Loose Sphincters 4 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Loose Sphincters 4 the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:07
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Just cum in 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Just cum in the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
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Blue Balls
@chris
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🔥
Hot Streak
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
🗺️ Bar Cards
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Exotic Club and bar 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Exotic Club and bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Boom boom 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Boom boom the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs 8B 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: 8B the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Loose Sphincters 4 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Loose Sphincters 4 the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Blue Balls 0 vs Just cum in 0 Winner: Blue Balls · Loser: Just cum in the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"