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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Cock and Dandy

owned by flashydavid · active for 135 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
19

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aom
Free Willy · 19w loyal
Fai
Maggie's Resort · 19w loyal
Nui
Camel Toe · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🃏
Playing Dirty
11.7% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
💃
Ladies' Night
30.1% of bars
🚌
Bus Me There
31.9% of bars
💰
Millionaire
36.2% of bars
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Star Maker
42.9% of bars
and 13 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Soi Diamond 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Soi Diamond the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Funky Donkey 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Funky Donkey the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:28
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 403 vs SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar 252 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:26
🏆 Cock and Dandy beat SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar in Week 1 (403–252 drinks).
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Cock and Dandy
@flashydavid
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🃏
Playing Dirty
💦
Songkran Survivor
💃
Ladies' Night
🚌
Bus Me There
💰
Millionaire
⭐
Star Maker
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Soi Diamond 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Soi Diamond the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Funky Donkey 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Funky Donkey the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 403 vs SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar 252 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Cock and Dandy beat SoiHokSoiSokhapok Bar in Week 1 (403–252 drinks).