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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Syphilis
"Cock off"
🐲

Cock in the Bush

owned by QA2 · active for 50 days
Established bar 🏘️ Syphilis 👑 Prestige 4 Neon Rim facade
Tier
Established
Days in business
50
Win streak
0
27 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
40
🎯 Called it
3 / 4 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Lucky
Catflaps · 7w loyal
Ammie
Catflaps · 7w loyal
Fifar
Catflaps · 5w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
👑
Legacy Begins
10.7% of bars
🏆
Veteran
10.7% of bars
🍺
Cheers!
11.3% of bars
📚
Back to School
12.3% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
and 34 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

11 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-09-26
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-31
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-14
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-14
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-24
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-18
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-05
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-25
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-16

📰 Recent feed posts

milestone · 2026-10-03 02:10:44
🎉 Cock in the Bush hit Day 50 in business.
purchase · 2026-09-27 20:22:26
🎟 Cock in the Bush booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).
milestone · 2026-09-27 20:22:06
🍻 Cock in the Bush bought a round for the house (฿5,000).
purchase · 2026-09-25 08:29:31
🎟 Cock in the Bush booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-25 (฿4,000).
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: Cock in the Bush 398 vs Test2 0 Winner: Cock in the Bush · Loser: Test2 Jinny locked it in for Cock in the Bush, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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🏘️
Bar Group
Syphilis
"Cock off"
🐲
Cock in the Bush
@QA2
Established Syphilis P4
Tier
Established
Days in business
50
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🎯 Called it
3 / 4 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
👑
Legacy Begins
🏆
Veteran
🍺
Cheers!
📚
Back to School
🎟️
The Big Dance
🗺️ Bar Cards
11 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-09-26
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-31
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-08-14
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-14
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-24
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-08-18
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-09-05
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-25
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-08-16
📰 Recent posts
milestone
🎉 Cock in the Bush hit Day 50 in business.
purchase
🎟 Cock in the Bush booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).
milestone
🍻 Cock in the Bush bought a round for the house (฿5,000).
purchase
🎟 Cock in the Bush booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-25 (฿4,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock in the Bush 398 vs Test2 0 Winner: Cock in the Bush · Loser: Test2 Jinny locked it in for Cock in the Bush, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"