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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Burger Bar Boys
🍸

Cock Womble Inn

owned by Irob · active for 171 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Burger Bar Boys
Tier
Premier
Days in business
171
Win streak
1
54 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
54
🎯 Called it
5 / 9 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Sofia
Maggie's Jomtien · 19w loyal
Na
Catflaps · 18w loyal
Didi
Maggie's Resort · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎉
First Mover
5.4% of bars
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
🔎
Intel Gathered
6.7% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.4% of bars
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Diamond Hands
9.0% of bars
and 48 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Cock Womble Inn 1,470 vs 3am Still Going 0 Winner: Cock Womble Inn · Loser: 3am Still Going the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:05
🏆 Cock Womble Inn beat 3am Still Going in Week 2 (1,470–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:03
🏆 FINAL: Cock Womble Inn 1,878 vs The Big Dick Inn 1,800 Winner: Cock Womble Inn · Loser: The Big Dick Inn the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:45
🏆 Cock Womble Inn beat The Big Dick Inn in Week 2 (1,878–1,800 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: Cock Womble Inn 1,664 vs ANDY 0 Winner: Cock Womble Inn · Loser: ANDY Lynda locked it in for Cock Womble Inn, LOW all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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🏘️
Bar Group
Burger Bar Boys
🍸
Cock Womble Inn
@Irob
Premier Burger Bar Boys
Tier
Premier
Days in business
171
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
5 / 9 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎉
First Mover
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🔎
Intel Gathered
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🏝
Take a Break
💎
Diamond Hands
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock Womble Inn 1,470 vs 3am Still Going 0 Winner: Cock Womble Inn · Loser: 3am Still Going the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Cock Womble Inn beat 3am Still Going in Week 2 (1,470–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock Womble Inn 1,878 vs The Big Dick Inn 1,800 Winner: Cock Womble Inn · Loser: The Big Dick Inn the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Cock Womble Inn beat The Big Dick Inn in Week 2 (1,878–1,800 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock Womble Inn 1,664 vs ANDY 0 Winner: Cock Womble Inn · Loser: ANDY Lynda locked it in for Cock Womble Inn, LOW all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"