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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Cockmongler Tavern

owned by cockmongler · active for 177 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
177
Win streak
1
12 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
34

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yaya
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Nurs
Bradley's · 25w loyal
Pudding
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
🔴
Four in a Row
26.7% of bars
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
27.4% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
🏗️
Going Big
30.2% of bars
💃
Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
and 28 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-22

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: Cockmongler Tavern 0 vs The Pink Pusy 0 Winner: Cockmongler Tavern · Loser: The Pink Pusy the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:53
🏆 FINAL: Cockmongler Tavern 1,552 vs Bar Rouge 0 Winner: Cockmongler Tavern · Loser: Bar Rouge the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:39
🏆 Cockmongler Tavern beat Bar Rouge in Week 2 (1,552–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Cockmongler Tavern 1,412 vs Flat Caps 🧢 0 Winner: Cockmongler Tavern · Loser: Flat Caps 🧢 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 Cockmongler Tavern beat Flat Caps 🧢 in Week 1 (1,412–0 drinks).
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Cockmongler Tavern
@cockmongler
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
177
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🔴
Four in a Row
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🏗️
Going Big
💃
Ladies' Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-22
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cockmongler Tavern 0 vs The Pink Pusy 0 Winner: Cockmongler Tavern · Loser: The Pink Pusy the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cockmongler Tavern 1,552 vs Bar Rouge 0 Winner: Cockmongler Tavern · Loser: Bar Rouge the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Cockmongler Tavern beat Bar Rouge in Week 2 (1,552–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cockmongler Tavern 1,412 vs Flat Caps 🧢 0 Winner: Cockmongler Tavern · Loser: Flat Caps 🧢 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Cockmongler Tavern beat Flat Caps 🧢 in Week 1 (1,412–0 drinks).