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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Simply Red's Group
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Crap Bar

owned by Simply Red · active for 83 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Simply Red's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
83
Win streak
1
31 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
38

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yu
Camel Toe · 25w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 25w loyal
Su
Maggie's Darkside · 24w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
⚡
Double or Nothing
8.8% of bars
🎓
Star Pupil
17.7% of bars
🎪
Full Calendar
17.8% of bars
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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
🔥
Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
and 32 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-08-19
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-19
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-27
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-12
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-27
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-27
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-27
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-27
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-12

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: The Banana Garage 1,325 vs Crap Bar 2,082 Winner: Crap Bar · Loser: The Banana Garage the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 Crap Bar beat The Banana Garage in Week 2 (2,082–1,325 drinks).
purchase · 2026-09-29 07:52:32
🎟 Crap Bar booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-09-29 07:52:25
🎟 Crap Bar booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-01 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-09-29 07:52:20
🎟 Crap Bar booked Hog Roast for 2026-10-01.
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🏘️
Bar Group
Simply Red's Group
🌺
Crap Bar
@Simply Red
Premier Simply Red's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
83
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
⚡
Double or Nothing
🎓
Star Pupil
🎪
Full Calendar
🏇
By a Whisker
🔥
Rival Sweep
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-19
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-19
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-27
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-12
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-27
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-27
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-27
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-27
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-12
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Banana Garage 1,325 vs Crap Bar 2,082 Winner: Crap Bar · Loser: The Banana Garage the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Crap Bar beat The Banana Garage in Week 2 (2,082–1,325 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Crap Bar booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-30 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 Crap Bar booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-01 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 Crap Bar booked Hog Roast for 2026-10-01.