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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Simply Red's Group
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Crap Bar

owned by Simply Red · active for 38 days
Established bar 🏘️ Simply Red's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
38
Win streak
0
13 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
25

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 19w loyal
Yu
Camel Toe · 19w loyal
Su
Maggie's Darkside · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cross-Venue Vibes
6.6% of bars
🏇
By a Whisker
14.6% of bars
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
17.0% of bars
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Full Calendar
17.6% of bars
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Ladies' Night
30.1% of bars
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Deep Bench
31.1% of bars
and 19 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-27
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-12
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-27
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-27
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-27
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-27
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-12

📰 Recent feed posts

milestone · 2026-08-12 12:43:06
🍻 Crap Bar bought a round for the house (฿5,000).
purchase · 2026-08-11 05:11:50
🎟 Crap Bar booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-11 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-08-05 05:44:46
🎟 Crap Bar booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-08 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-08-05 05:44:38
🎟 Crap Bar booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-07 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-08-05 05:44:25
🎟 Crap Bar booked Hog Roast for 2026-08-07.
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🏘️
Bar Group
Simply Red's Group
🌺
Crap Bar
@Simply Red
Established Simply Red's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
38
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🏇
By a Whisker
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
🎪
Full Calendar
💃
Ladies' Night
💪
Deep Bench
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-27
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-12
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-27
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-27
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-27
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-27
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-12
📰 Recent posts
milestone
🍻 Crap Bar bought a round for the house (฿5,000).
purchase
🎟 Crap Bar booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-11 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 Crap Bar booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-08 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 Crap Bar booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-07 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 Crap Bar booked Hog Roast for 2026-08-07.