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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Crooked Mango

owned by mango_player · active for 146 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
146
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Mook
Maggie's Darkside · 21w loyal
Geigei
Catflaps · 21w loyal
Fai
Maggie's Resort · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Full House
73.9% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:49
🏆 FINAL: Crooked Mango 0 vs Alex 0 Winner: Crooked Mango · Loser: Alex the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Crooked Mango 0 vs La Bella Vita 0 Winner: Crooked Mango · Loser: La Bella Vita the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Crooked Mango 0 vs Minda 0 Winner: Crooked Mango · Loser: Minda the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:30
🏆 FINAL: Crooked Mango 444 vs Dicks 74 Winner: Crooked Mango · Loser: Dicks the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:27
🏆 Crooked Mango beat Dicks in Week 1 (444–74 drinks).
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Crooked Mango
@mango_player
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
146
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
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🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crooked Mango 0 vs Alex 0 Winner: Crooked Mango · Loser: Alex the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crooked Mango 0 vs La Bella Vita 0 Winner: Crooked Mango · Loser: La Bella Vita the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crooked Mango 0 vs Minda 0 Winner: Crooked Mango · Loser: Minda the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crooked Mango 444 vs Dicks 74 Winner: Crooked Mango · Loser: Dicks the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Crooked Mango beat Dicks in Week 1 (444–74 drinks).