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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
swamprat's Group
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Desire's

owned by swamprat · active for 177 days
Legendary bar 🏘️ swamprat's Group
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
177
Win streak
12
59 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
47
🏆
Hall of Bars
2 permanent titles
⭐ Captain Whisperer · S5 ⭐ Captain Whisperer · S4

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Annabell
Free Willy · 25w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🏅
MVP Maker
0.3% of bars
👑
Season Champion
5.4% of bars
⚔️
Group Victory
8.1% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.0% of bars
💎
Diamond Hands
9.0% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
and 41 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-21
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-10-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-13
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-02 15:11:07
🎟 Desire's booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Eat my Arse 100 Baht 203 vs Desire's 3,265 Winner: Desire's · Loser: Eat my Arse 100 Baht Yaya locked it in for Desire's, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:05
🏆 Desire's beat Eat my Arse 100 Baht in Week 2 (3,265–203 drinks).
purchase · 2026-10-01 15:05:36
🎴 Desire's played the Wildcard chip. Week 2.
purchase · 2026-10-01 15:05:27
🎟 Desire's booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-04 (฿8,000).
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Bar Group
swamprat's Group
🍸
Desire's
@swamprat
Legendary swamprat's Group
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
177
Win streak
12
Best night
Legendary
🏆
Hall of Bars
2 permanent titles
⭐ Captain Whisperer · S5 ⭐ Captain Whisperer · S4
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏅
MVP Maker
👑
Season Champion
⚔️
Group Victory
🤝
Stronger Together
💎
Diamond Hands
🎟️
The Big Dance
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-21
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-10-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-13
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 Desire's booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Eat my Arse 100 Baht 203 vs Desire's 3,265 Winner: Desire's · Loser: Eat my Arse 100 Baht Yaya locked it in for Desire's, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Desire's beat Eat my Arse 100 Baht in Week 2 (3,265–203 drinks).
purchase
🎴 Desire's played the Wildcard chip. Week 2.
purchase
🎟 Desire's booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-04 (฿8,000).