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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Dicks

owned by Flowers · active for 136 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 19w loyal
Boom
Maggie May's · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Full House
74.4% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Dicks 0 vs Whale Cum Inn 0 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Whale Cum Inn the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:59
🏆 FINAL: Dicks 0 vs Chocolate Star Fish 0 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Chocolate Star Fish the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:07
🏆 FINAL: Dicks 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: Dicks 0 vs Test2 0 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Test2 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Chang Chang Bang Bang 0 vs Dicks 29 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Chang Chang Bang Bang the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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Dicks
@Flowers
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Loyal Hire
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🐢
Roasted
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Dicks 0 vs Whale Cum Inn 0 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Whale Cum Inn the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Dicks 0 vs Chocolate Star Fish 0 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Chocolate Star Fish the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Dicks 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Dicks 0 vs Test2 0 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Test2 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Chang Chang Bang Bang 0 vs Dicks 29 Winner: Dicks · Loser: Chang Chang Bang Bang the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"