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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Dirty Berty

owned by berty_g · active for 156 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
156
Win streak
0
23 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
24

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Phap
Maggie May's · 22w loyal
Chaba
Catflaps · 22w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🏇
By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
🔥
Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
💘
Smitten
30.0% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
💰
Millionaire
39.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
and 18 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:02
🏆 FINAL: Dirty Berty 0 vs Maggie mays resort 0 Winner: Dirty Berty · Loser: Maggie mays resort the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:46
🏆 FINAL: Funky Donkey 0 vs Dirty Berty 516 Winner: Dirty Berty · Loser: Funky Donkey the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:26
🏆 Dirty Berty beat Funky Donkey in Week 2 (516–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Dirty Berty 599 vs Jackson's Hole 0 Winner: Dirty Berty · Loser: Jackson's Hole the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 Dirty Berty beat Jackson's Hole in Week 1 (599–0 drinks).
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Dirty Berty
@berty_g
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
156
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
🔥
Rival Sweep
💘
Smitten
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
💰
Millionaire
❤
Devoted
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Dirty Berty 0 vs Maggie mays resort 0 Winner: Dirty Berty · Loser: Maggie mays resort the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Funky Donkey 0 vs Dirty Berty 516 Winner: Dirty Berty · Loser: Funky Donkey the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Dirty Berty beat Funky Donkey in Week 2 (516–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Dirty Berty 599 vs Jackson's Hole 0 Winner: Dirty Berty · Loser: Jackson's Hole the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Dirty Berty beat Jackson's Hole in Week 1 (599–0 drinks).