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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Electric Callgirls
🎵

Divine Comedy

owned by hammerhiem · active for 54 days
Established bar 🏘️ Electric Callgirls
Tier
Established
Days in business
54
Win streak
3
19 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
20

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Lisa
Maggie's Resort · 7w loyal
Ann
Maggie's Resort · 7w loyal
Lala
Free Willy · 7w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🤖
First Blood
16.0% of bars
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
17.0% of bars
🔔
Ring My Bell
36.4% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
42.9% of bars
🪑
Home Improvement
43.9% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
43.9% of bars
and 14 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-26
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-26

📰 Recent feed posts

milestone · 2026-08-15 02:02:28
🎉 Divine Comedy hit Day 50 in business.
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:47
🏆 FINAL: StepbyStep 0 vs Divine Comedy 684 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: StepbyStep the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:36
🏆 Divine Comedy beat StepbyStep in Week 2 (684–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Divine Comedy 746 vs NightFart 0 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: NightFart the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 Divine Comedy beat NightFart in Week 1 (746–0 drinks).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Electric Callgirls
🎵
Divine Comedy
@hammerhiem
Established Electric Callgirls
Tier
Established
Days in business
54
Win streak
3
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
🔔
Ring My Bell
⭐
Star Maker
🪑
Home Improvement
💪
Comeback Kid
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-26
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-26
📰 Recent posts
milestone
🎉 Divine Comedy hit Day 50 in business.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: StepbyStep 0 vs Divine Comedy 684 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: StepbyStep the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Divine Comedy beat StepbyStep in Week 2 (684–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Divine Comedy 746 vs NightFart 0 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: NightFart the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Divine Comedy beat NightFart in Week 1 (746–0 drinks).