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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Electric Callgirls
🎵

Divine Comedy

owned by hammerhiem · active for 99 days
Established bar 🏘️ Electric Callgirls
Tier
Established
Days in business
99
Win streak
9
33 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
22

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ann
Maggie's Resort · 14w loyal
Lala
Free Willy · 14w loyal
Lisa
Maggie's Resort · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔥
Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
22.7% of bars
🤖
First Blood
30.0% of bars
🔔
Ring My Bell
38.8% of bars
🪑
Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
and 16 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-26
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-26

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: Divine Comedy 761 vs Lazy Tiger Bar 0 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: Lazy Tiger Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Divine Comedy beat Lazy Tiger Bar in Week 2 (761–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:30
🏆 FINAL: Divine Comedy 745 vs Cub Kitten 0 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: Cub Kitten the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:14
🏆 Divine Comedy beat Cub Kitten in Week 1 (745–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:56
🏆 FINAL: Divine Comedy 596 vs SamsungCokeGarfieldBar 0 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: SamsungCokeGarfieldBar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
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🏘️
Bar Group
Electric Callgirls
🎵
Divine Comedy
@hammerhiem
Established Electric Callgirls
Tier
Established
Days in business
99
Win streak
9
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔥
Rival Sweep
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
🤖
First Blood
🔔
Ring My Bell
🪑
Home Improvement
⭐
Star Maker
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-26
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-26
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Divine Comedy 761 vs Lazy Tiger Bar 0 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: Lazy Tiger Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Divine Comedy beat Lazy Tiger Bar in Week 2 (761–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Divine Comedy 745 vs Cub Kitten 0 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: Cub Kitten the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Divine Comedy beat Cub Kitten in Week 1 (745–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Divine Comedy 596 vs SamsungCokeGarfieldBar 0 Winner: Divine Comedy · Loser: SamsungCokeGarfieldBar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"