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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Drunken Buffalo

owned by buffalo_steve · active for 101 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
101
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
9

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Farreen
Maggie's Jomtien · 14w loyal
Geigei
Catflaps · 14w loyal
Nemo
Maggie's Jomtien · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Ring My Bell
36.4% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
and 3 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Ladyboys 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:42
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Loose Sphincters 2 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Loose Sphincters 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Loose Sphincters 4 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Loose Sphincters 4 the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 137 vs The tempest 88 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: The tempest the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:06
🏆 Drunken Buffalo beat The tempest in Week 2 (137–88 drinks).
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Drunken Buffalo
@buffalo_steve
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
101
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔔
Ring My Bell
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
🐢
Roasted
🔥
Hot Streak
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Ladyboys 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Loose Sphincters 2 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Loose Sphincters 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Loose Sphincters 4 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Loose Sphincters 4 the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 137 vs The tempest 88 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: The tempest the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Drunken Buffalo beat The tempest in Week 2 (137–88 drinks).