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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Drunken Buffalo

owned by buffalo_steve · active for 146 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
146
Win streak
1
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Farreen
Maggie's Jomtien · 20w loyal
Geigei
Catflaps · 20w loyal
Nemo
Maggie's Jomtien · 20w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Ring My Bell
38.8% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs fucku 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: fucku the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:00
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs The Pussy 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: The Pussy the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:12
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Bradleys 2 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Bradleys 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Ladyboys 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:42
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Loose Sphincters 2 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Loose Sphincters 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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Drunken Buffalo
@buffalo_steve
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
146
Win streak
1
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔔
Ring My Bell
❤
Devoted
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs fucku 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: fucku the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs The Pussy 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: The Pussy the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Bradleys 2 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Bradleys 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Ladyboys 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Buffalo 0 vs Loose Sphincters 2 0 Winner: Drunken Buffalo · Loser: Loose Sphincters 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"