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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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EPSTEIN ISLAND

owned by Epstienisland · active for 181 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
45 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
35

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jinny
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Bewty
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 23w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
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On Fire
17.5% of bars
💔
Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
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Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
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Century Club
21.7% of bars
and 29 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:29
🏆 FINAL: EPSTEIN ISLAND 0 vs 80s retro games 0 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: 80s retro games the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: EPSTEIN ISLAND 510 vs gogogoaleialeialei 0 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: gogogoaleialeialei the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:57
🏆 EPSTEIN ISLAND beat gogogoaleialeialei in Week 2 (510–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: EPSTEIN ISLAND 795 vs Fate Paradise 0 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: Fate Paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:50
🏆 EPSTEIN ISLAND beat Fate Paradise in Week 1 (795–0 drinks).
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EPSTEIN ISLAND
@Epstienisland
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔥
On Fire
💔
Cruel Margin
🏇
By a Whisker
🔥
Rival Sweep
💯
Century Club
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: EPSTEIN ISLAND 0 vs 80s retro games 0 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: 80s retro games the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: EPSTEIN ISLAND 510 vs gogogoaleialeialei 0 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: gogogoaleialeialei the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 EPSTEIN ISLAND beat gogogoaleialeialei in Week 2 (510–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: EPSTEIN ISLAND 795 vs Fate Paradise 0 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: Fate Paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 EPSTEIN ISLAND beat Fate Paradise in Week 1 (795–0 drinks).