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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Fc Pattaya

owned by Fcpattaya · active for 152 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
152
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Focus
Camel Toe · 21w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 21w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Full House
73.9% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.5% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:28
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs Mr B’s beer n boogie Bar 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: Mr B’s beer n boogie Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:56
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs UwU 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: UwU the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs Jolly Jungle Juice Jelly Jar 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: Jolly Jungle Juice Jelly Jar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs Wander Inn 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: Wander Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs The Shortcut That Wasn't 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: The Shortcut That Wasn't the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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Fc Pattaya
@Fcpattaya
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
152
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs Mr B’s beer n boogie Bar 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: Mr B’s beer n boogie Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs UwU 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: UwU the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs Jolly Jungle Juice Jelly Jar 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: Jolly Jungle Juice Jelly Jar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs Wander Inn 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: Wander Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Fc Pattaya 0 vs The Shortcut That Wasn't 0 Winner: Fc Pattaya · Loser: The Shortcut That Wasn't the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"