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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
WhitePiss
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Flat Caps 🧢

owned by FaggyFaze · active for 181 days
Premier bar 🏘️ WhitePiss
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
2
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
31

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 27w loyal
Fang
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Memee
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔎
Intel Gathered
6.7% of bars
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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
🏗️
Going Big
30.2% of bars
💃
Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
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Bus Me There
32.4% of bars
and 25 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Flat Caps 🧢 0 vs The Sunburnt Expat 0 Winner: Flat Caps 🧢 · Loser: The Sunburnt Expat the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:33
🏆 FINAL: Flat Caps 🧢 0 vs Raymond Revuebar 0 Winner: Flat Caps 🧢 · Loser: Raymond Revuebar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Flat Caps 🧢 0 vs Gold rush 0 Winner: Flat Caps 🧢 · Loser: Gold rush the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:28
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 331 vs Flat Caps 🧢 1,303 Winner: Flat Caps 🧢 · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:25
🏆 Flat Caps 🧢 beat The Bronze Briton in Week 1 (1,303–331 drinks).
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🏘️
Bar Group
WhitePiss
⚡
Flat Caps 🧢
@FaggyFaze
Premier WhitePiss
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
2
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔎
Intel Gathered
💦
Songkran Survivor
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🏗️
Going Big
💃
Ladies' Night
🚌
Bus Me There
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Flat Caps 🧢 0 vs The Sunburnt Expat 0 Winner: Flat Caps 🧢 · Loser: The Sunburnt Expat the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Flat Caps 🧢 0 vs Raymond Revuebar 0 Winner: Flat Caps 🧢 · Loser: Raymond Revuebar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Flat Caps 🧢 0 vs Gold rush 0 Winner: Flat Caps 🧢 · Loser: Gold rush the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 331 vs Flat Caps 🧢 1,303 Winner: Flat Caps 🧢 · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Flat Caps 🧢 beat The Bronze Briton in Week 1 (1,303–331 drinks).