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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Free the willies

owned by Jaffyjeez2 · active for 175 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
175
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
6

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

0 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Sleepy Crab Bar 0 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: Sleepy Crab Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Southern Star 0 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: Southern Star the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Self Destructive Behavior 0 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: Self Destructive Behavior the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:07
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Dicks 0 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: Dicks the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: J bar 0 vs Free the willies 10 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: J bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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Free the willies
@Jaffyjeez2
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
175
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
0 / 12
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Sleepy Crab Bar 0 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: Sleepy Crab Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Southern Star 0 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: Southern Star the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Self Destructive Behavior 0 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: Self Destructive Behavior the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Dicks 0 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: Dicks the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: J bar 0 vs Free the willies 10 Winner: Free the willies · Loser: J bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"