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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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GOBALLS DEEP

owned by Hotler42 · active for 128 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
128
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Kat
Club Fate · 18w loyal
Senlek
Club Fate · 18w loyal
Love
Camel Toe · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
50.6% of bars
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Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Puzzles 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs The Tipsy Gecko 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: The Tipsy Gecko the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Bom-Bom Bar 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Bom-Bom Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:29
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 367 vs BoomBoom Club 87 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: BoomBoom Club the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:26
🏆 GOBALLS DEEP beat BoomBoom Club in Week 1 (367–87 drinks).
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GOBALLS DEEP
@Hotler42
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
128
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Puzzles 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs The Tipsy Gecko 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: The Tipsy Gecko the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Bom-Bom Bar 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Bom-Bom Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 367 vs BoomBoom Club 87 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: BoomBoom Club the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 GOBALLS DEEP beat BoomBoom Club in Week 1 (367–87 drinks).