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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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goon paradice

owned by ross-ygwfiw · active for 176 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
176
Win streak
2
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ann
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Noo
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Dada
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs Nexci 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: Nexci the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:24
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs Soi Diamond 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: Soi Diamond the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs Kingpin Bar 18 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: Kingpin Bar 18 the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:07
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs The Velvet Banana 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: The Velvet Banana the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs The Frogs 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: The Frogs the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
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goon paradice
@ross-ygwfiw
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
176
Win streak
2
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
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???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs Nexci 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: Nexci the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs Soi Diamond 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: Soi Diamond the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs Kingpin Bar 18 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: Kingpin Bar 18 the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs The Velvet Banana 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: The Velvet Banana the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: goon paradice 0 vs The Frogs 0 Winner: goon paradice · Loser: The Frogs the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"